Thanos

An angry grape with an octuple butt chin who needs some shiny rocks for his gold mitten.

Thanos is fat and furious.

by ZeldaFan643 July 4, 2019

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He's a purple daddy with a big ass who's killed many, many people.

"Hey have you seen infinity war, Rob?" Todd asked
"Yeah and I thought Thanos was an awful person for killing Peter Parker."

by SexyMaster69whosmoke#420 January 16, 2020

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THANOS

VERY HOT MEN LOOK LIKE GRAPE
NOT FAT
EVERYONE'S DREAM MAN
ME THE HOT YES CHILL OF YES YOU NO
YOU FAT

Thanos beautiful

by THANOS_IS_BEATIFU March 6, 2020

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Thanos

This big rotten grape that likes to collect minerals so he can kill half the population and make life insurance in debt
Also wears a but plug so ant man no explode in his big butt

Thanos: "snaps"
Life insurance"is now bankrupt"
Thanos"Ha! lol

by heufhwiuphdpwa October 24, 2019

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Son of a bitch

Thanos: Thor, son if Odin

Thor: Thanos, son of a bitch.

by Spider-Manisback! September 28, 2019

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thanos is a great big fat rat who goes to maccas every day but now has started to go on lite n easy to loose his fat jelly belly also his nutsack chin is so wrinkly it would look like it came out of a microwave.all thanos is is a confused naked mole rat trying to impress with his sparkley collection of rockssssssssssssssssssssss.

thanos is THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

by soopder piiig4 January 1, 2020

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