Tested Positive

Having a big dick

Marty tested positive... for having a big dick

by Cheeseconeys October 18, 2022

Testosterone in my pants

Slang for boner/Erection 🍆👖
Like how not to say the word boner/erection

X1:so tell me what happened in school.
X2:the math teacher told me to stand up go to the whiteboard (i did not raise my hand so he could tell me)

And something embarrassing happened

X1: What ?
X2:i got testosterone in my pants
X1: what does that mean?
X2: I got a fucking erection goddamnit wtf?

by APersonthatKnowsSexEdBefore9th December 2, 2022

Testosterghosted

Testosterghosting is the act of suddenly ending all communication with another male typically of heterosexual orientation without any consideration or explanation. Its counterpart "Ghosting", a more socially acceptable form of communication or lack there of is particularly prevalent in the context of dating or dating apps, where it is often seen as a way to avoid awkward confrontations or to sidestep the emotional fallout of a breakup but when this occurs between two male friends it is not considered acceptable and often seen as cowardly or weakness.

John testosterghosted me. I asked him to help me with a project but he hasn't called me back or texted. What a pussy.

by Al Dentae January 31, 2023

Tested Positive

Getting positive results on a medical examination for diseases, meaning you have that disease/health problem.

Guy 1: Bro, I tested positive for HIV! I'm doomed!
Guy 2: Thankfully my HIV tests came back negative.

by DaExplosion August 28, 2023

Testosteroni

A pasta dish that boosts male sex hormones

After eating that delicious Testosteroni, not only do I feel satiated, but my mojo is totally restored!

by DAKster May 17, 2023

TesTosTerone Warrior

GYM CLAN owned by RYAN. AKA ASTRO.
We are high testosterone gym bro’s.

TesTosTerone Warrior? you mean those buff gym bro’s?!

by astr00 May 21, 2023

Tastes Fun

Taste Fun - an expression for any flavor that’s always accompanied by an enjoyable activity.

Can be used to exclude people who won’t try something.

Nicholas :
“Why do you smoke cigarettes, they are disgusting”

James:
“Because it tastes fun”

by Jiggy Jamison January 13, 2024