Disco technique x

Created by Órlaith
An ancient technique where one lures other players to the disco near flush factory. Then one attacks the other player and kills them mid floss x

Yo did you use disco technique x in that game ?

by Lovethediscotechnique123 June 7, 2018

Paper Technician

Someone in IT who has a bunch of certifications but is totally incompetent when it comes to doing actual work.

Mark reinstalled the heatsink without the CPU, filling the socket with thermal paste, he's such a paper technician.

by Deimosian May 4, 2019

Jib Technician

A person who builds or modifies already prebuilt things high on meth, thinking that their make-shift modification has improved the object and convinced they are a jack of all trades who can "fix" almost anything. Kind of like a flailed out MacGyver or an on-one Mike Holmes. Often times than not, the jib technician that wants to learn the anatomy of, for example, a laptop, the tech will flail it apart and put it back together with some screws or pieces of the laptop missing thinking that it will be fine.

Ron is a red seal jib technician.

by Steadybeat August 8, 2020

Beyblade technique

When you pull on the anal beads really fast, while your partner is sitting on rotating chair.

"Perform the beyblade technique on me papi"

by EpicPogWeed69Xx December 11, 2020

The Technician

A skilled player, usually at a pub sport of some kind. Darts, pool, or particularly Snooker. Methodical and utterly emotionless in their approach to the game, surgical almost.

Yeah I drew the technician in the Christmas Masters didn’t I. Thought I had him after a decent 20 break but he just eased in to second gear and took me apart. He dispatched Danny in the second round too.

by DMoore3:16 April 25, 2021

RDSS technique

Also known as RDSS method

Randomly Do Some Stuff Technique -

Method of production in which an untrained artist/worker performs wildly random acts in order to produce a good product or outcome through pure, indiscriminate chance. The term is sometimes used to cover the worker's lack of knowledge.

• I am so sorry the veal was such a disappointment. I think the cinnamon and dill combination ruined the taste despite the fact that I closely followed the RDSS technique in preparation.

• We were able to repair your hard drive using a proprietary RDSS method.

by Rockum January 3, 2022

Fish Food Technique

noun: A ridiculously slow method of eating food that is implemented when terribly hung over. It utilizes the pulling apart of one's food into small fish-food sized flakes before being able to eat it.

"Man, J was so hung-over that he was rocking Fish Food Technique at breakfast. It took the dude 2 hours to eat a bagel."

by Shay Rock July 25, 2012