Tear jerker

Tear jerking is to masterbate while crying and using the tears as lube.

"Listen bitch, You are a cheating, lying, cum gargling swamp whore, so go home, cry your eyes out and use your tears to grease up your gristle knot while you masterbate yourself to sleep, It'll be a real tear jerker."

by Robby Martin December 6, 2006

chocolate tears

while sittin on yer womans face take a dump in her mouth and then cum in her nose and help it on its way with a shit coated finger so it comes out her eyes

i made my woman cry chocolate tears lastnight.....oh yeah

by fintygamery January 4, 2009

choke tears

The tears that inevitably press forward from choking on something, ie. a penis.

I gave him a BJ so good that I even had choke tears.

by Argivian February 28, 2014

Satan's Tears

A really nasty, bad, bowel churning shit. The kind that burns.

Ben: Aight man I gotta shed some Satan's Tears.
Nate: Haha laters.

by Vulpes_Inculta September 28, 2012

Iron Tears

A colloquialism for semen, indicating it's metallic taste and composition; Usually described using the words "yummy" and "salt"

Man, i was lapping up those Iron Tears last night from my boyfriend. Saltier than usual, but always good.

by Slapnuts Lord June 20, 2019

gay tears

semen but from a gay man

my boyfriend sure loves my gay tears.

by Klaus.etc May 5, 2018

Smear Tears

When girls wear mascara or eye liner that is not water-proof and then they just can't handle all the drama anymore. Next thing you know, they are bawling, their makeup is running...you get where this is going right?

Britney: OMG! My ex-BF just fucking hooked up with my ex-BFF. Emphasis on the ex.

Kelly: C'mon gurlll. They're not worth your smear tears.

by iK3A September 30, 2011