Salty Pop-Tart

n.-
The palm of one's hand when coated with a uniform layer of semen.

Note: May be served cold or hot.

1. "I regretted not grabbing a tissue before masturbating. Afterwards, I was left with nothing but shame and a Salty Pop-Tart."

2. "I forgot she wasn't on the pill and I stupidly chose to High Five the Bacon with my Salty Pop-Tart."

3. "In a rush to hide what I had done, I had to quickly lick up the Salty Pop-Tart."

by DrSwift December 7, 2011

f uck tart

an extreme dumbass or asshole

Why are you always such a f uck tart?

by Mr. Tyler F January 13, 2008

Alabama pop tart

When a man takes a hot steamy shit in a woman asshole and then inserts a firecracker and lights it, possibly doing anal with the woman after.

Woman: Do it.
Man: *performs the Alabama pop tart without question*

by MURDOCISGOD July 29, 2017

pop-tart stain

Someone who makes a statement or comment that makes no sense or is just idiotic.

WTF....you're a total pop-tart stain.

by niihka July 25, 2016

tart your pumpkin

putting a desert on your butt before tossing your salad.

I tart your pumpkin} before tossing your salad.

by dd147 November 28, 2011

Pop-tart Slapped

When one is slapped with a pop tart for being caught looking, when they should not be.

Fred was walking down the street when Alice saw him checking her out, she reached in her purse and pulled out her emergency pop tart and Pop-tart Slapped him across the face. She then proceeded to eat the delicious strawberry pop tart.

by spangar July 14, 2011

Fuck-tart

Pop-tart, except Pop = Fuck

Shut up, you Fuck-tart!

by Chicken Fluff December 15, 2003