African Tan

Wanting to get such a dark tan that you blend into the night sky.

Man, my company is firing all the whites here. I better get an african tan to make sure my job is safe.

by The real ninja of CA January 25, 2018

Brotal Tan

An upstate New York tanning salon where you can get your "base" tan on or prepare for that upcoming Spring Break trip. Male patrons usually frequent Brotal Tan solo, and can be spotted wearing basketball shorts and a cut-off t shirt (arms cut). Monthly passes are usually purchased until a deep mahogany skin tone is obtained.

Dude, I fucking hate winter. I'm so white. Let's get to Brotal Tan!

by Brocheapski April 15, 2014

Cold Tan

A tan that is not hot.

A tan that does not look good on a particular person.

Example 1 - That person's tan is a cold tan.

Example 2 -

Person 1 - I think I am going to get a tan.

Person 2 - That would be a cold tan!

by DT show May 21, 2011

orgy tan

When your skin gets red during an orgy from so much slapping, mainly ass slapping.

Man, I my ass hurts from an orgy tan I got from last weekend.

by NoahNova June 10, 2017

Panda tan

When someone who wears glasses or swim goggles gets a tan/sunburn everywhere except their eyes so they look like a panda.

Bro, I wore sunglasses all day today and now I have a massive panda tan.

by Corny boi August 10, 2019

man tan

A farmer's tan, or a trucker's tan.

I got a man tan on my arms from playing golf at noon in August.

by Ereck Flowers November 24, 2018

Tan-Pa

That white-haired dude at the beach who lays out all day, barely moving except to spray himself with coconut oil and roll over. Brown as a nut. Always alone. Just him, a towel and the sun. Commonly wears a speedo.

"Ever since Bob retired all he does is lay out on the beach. He's there from sun up to sundown. He's a total Tan-Pa."

by V puppet June 17, 2019