Euro tan

A unnatural skin tone one keeps either by being a sun worshiper or visiting a tanning bed 7/11 to cover their natural skin tone.
You know he lives in a tanning bed year round. He is as white as girl friend when he is not sporting his euro tan.
by Muckhoozer August 02, 2016
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pink-and-tan

A high maintenance woman who is overly tan and wears girly colors, pink for example. Spends most of her time concerned about her looks. Is likely to carry her dog or other small cute animal around with her. Likely to get breast implants, wear impractical shoes, and worry about clothing labels and the thickness of her eyelashes. Her Facebook page is mostly selfies. It's important to her that you compliment her looks on a fairly constant basis. She will apologize when you catch her without makeup.
Pink-and-Tan examples include Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Real Housewives of L.A., probably a Kardashian (non-blonde variety).
by Patricia Bateman January 20, 2014
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tanned whip

Where the penis slaps against the women's bottom leaving a mark that could be confused for a whip.
He gave his wife a tanned whip till she locked like a slave.
by Swaggy boy 21 February 23, 2015
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Panda tan

When someone who wears glasses or swim goggles gets a tan/sunburn everywhere except their eyes so they look like a panda.
Bro, I wore sunglasses all day today and now I have a massive panda tan.
by Corny boi August 10, 2019
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Keith Tan

Center of universe fashion god
this man is so straight that his graphs are always curved
loves Prada
His jokes are so "funny"
brings students to his sex dungeon

has broken england
OMG is that keith tan? Run before he brings u to his sex dungeon and rape u.
by mfthatisgay January 14, 2023
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African Tan

Wanting to get such a dark tan that you blend into the night sky.
Man, my company is firing all the whites here. I better get an african tan to make sure my job is safe.
by The real ninja of CA January 25, 2018
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pooty tan

The brownish discoloration typical around the underside of the groin and butt - typically found on people who are grotesquely overweight.
"That was nasty, this fat guy bent over in gym shorts and he had excessive pooty tan."
by maikelyeremy September 12, 2009
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