Tampon joint

A joint that is rolled so poorly that it looks like a tampon

I was so high, I rolled a tampon joint

by I<3Asians+Timsjap July 27, 2015

Muffy the tampon slayer

A girl with a heavy flow on.

What's up with all the bathroom breaks?

I've got a crimson tidal wave, girl, I'm Muffy the tampon slayer!

by Shuaman June 09, 2021

Confetti tampon

The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes

Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.

by Twaat_head April 26, 2015

tampon bracers

women's legs

That bitch had some fine ass tampon bracers.

by MarkAL August 06, 2010

Tampon Tantrum

When a liberal man acts like a woman on period, specially resulting from their political views getting challenged

Steve is throwing a tampon tantrum again

by LiberalTears101 January 29, 2025

tampon tip

When a woman in the service industry is unusually hostile to you for no reason.

Man, what the hell did we do to get this type of crappy service from her? I don't know, do you think we should give her a tip? Yeah, a tampon tip.

by Anne E. Moore June 10, 2007

Emotional Tampon

A person who listens to all the problems in a relationship from someone (usually a friend) who refuses to bring up the issue with their significant other.

"Dude, break up with your boyfriend, I'm tired of being your Emotional Tampon!"

by Edwina rose February 18, 2024