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Dick Taco

The act in which a male places his penis in a hard shell taco, takes a photo then sends to everyone.
Did you get the picture of the dick taco last night? He really tore that taco shell up!
by Sub Sandwich December 14, 2012
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taco ejaculation

Taco ejaculation is where you take the first bite of a soft taco and some of the contents are ejected out the other end.Particularly pertinent if only sour cream comes out.Different from the taco shit where a hard taco shell cracks and "dumps" it's delicious load in your lap.
My wife wiped the aftermath off her glasses from my taco ejaculation
by wolfbait51 May 20, 2011
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Brillo Taco

The term used to describe a girl's vagina when it has extra coarse pubic hair, thus resembling a brillo filled taco.
"If I knew she had a Brillo Taco, I wouldn't have gone down on her!"
by Brillo Pride May 21, 2006
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taco shave

The process of removing hair from the female pelvic region resulting in a fiery sensation of the beef curtains, taint and anus.
After prepping for her honeymoon, Marla had a wicked case of taco shave.
by Mike Honcho-Munson April 10, 2017
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holo taco

A brand that sells nail polish in holo or holographic toppers. is run by simplynailogical
holo taco has great polishes
by CookieMonster30 July 31, 2019
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Blunt Taco

1. A poorly rolled blunt.

Like a taco the contents of the blunt are spilling out and/or loosely packed making it fairly messy.
2. Any blunt thats considered whack.
-aka taco for short
Brian, Mikey, and Travis are about to smoke so Travis rolls a blunt. Travis sparks it and passes it to Brian.

Mikey takes a hit...
Mikey - "Dude what the hell, i just got bud in my mouth."
Travis - "Whatever man, its straight, the papers were just a little stale"
Mikey passes the blunt to Brian and it completely unravels..
Brian - "What the fuck son, all i got here is this blunt taco"
by Ayegetbackhyea December 31, 2010
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