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turkey-licious

Adj: 1. Good tastin' turkey
2. Of or relating to having a good Thanksgiving.

Noun: 1. A word Fergie forgot in her epic song Fergalicious which uses pretty much every word with thy suffix -licious.
I hope everyone has a turkey-licious Thanksgiving!

Love,
Leslie
by Lars Larson VIII December 23, 2007
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bald turkey

by cupid1211 March 1, 2009
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turkey fight

When two men aggressively engage one another in combat using their erect "members" as weapons to slap one another until one yields. The loser traditionally succumbs to the punishment of being ejaculated on by the victor. A very common way to settle disputes in central Mexico, Portugal and some parts of Armenia.

Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Example)

Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!

Challenged: I accept. On-guard!

Example 2)

Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"

Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"

Example 3)

In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
by The Turkey King September 7, 2013
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turkey problem

Anecdote popularized (and maybe invented) by the author and former economics professor Nassim Nicholas Taleb that shows the risk in rare but harmful events. - so called "black swans".
It goes as follows:
"A Turkey is fed for 1.000 days by a butcher. Every day confirms to the turkey (and the turkey's economics department, and it's risk management department and it's analytics department ...) that in fact the butcher loves turkeys. Every day brings more confidence to the statement. Until one day the Turkey is ripe for Thanks Giving."

Definition of "Turkey Problem": A series of events or actions enticing an unsuspecting party (Turkey; usually used to symbolize people or corporations) to be misled about the amount of risk / potential harm entailed in a transaction.
by GruntPa June 13, 2019
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Turkey Movement

When you move one leg to the left and the other to the right. Then gobble gobble gobble!
When Melissa came over the other night, we heard her signal her boyfriend for a Turkey Movement.
by TheGuySmiling November 27, 2014
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Reverse Turkey

When you run up behind your friend and tickle his balls while gobbling
Ahhhh hey dude stop fuckin reverse turkeying me we’re at church

Gobble gobble bitch
by Ostrichthekid October 25, 2019
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Turkey Back

A slur for people from the New England Area, usually targeted towards Patriots fans or people who are just making a fool of themselves.
*At a Football game in Tennessee*
Patrick: "The Titans Suck! Patriots for the win!"
Nick: "Go back home you Turkey Back!"
by TolerateButHate June 12, 2020
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