toot

hahaha its like fart but if your 6 so its funny hahahaha hehe

I tooted last night!

by SnesLegend May 09, 2023

Toot

Code word for smoking marijuana

Let's go toot

by Loudblower420 September 11, 2017

Tortellini toot

When you fart as someone is tongue punching your fartbox

She gave me a good old fashioned tortellini toot

by Your D Deliver November 05, 2022

Toot Toot Jiggling

When a person is on an electric scooter and they ring their bell twice and say jingling twice then they go toot jiggle three times

*toot toot* jIGgLiNg, *toot toot* JigGlInG, *toot* jIgGle, *toot* jIgGle, *toot* jIgGle, *toot toot* JigGlInG (toot toot jiggling)

by Gibalina of Gibington September 06, 2021

Will toot fart

A will toot fart is a person/thing that is willing to toot as well fart in any circumstance. A will toot fart comes in many forms, some of which being

- will toot : is willing to let one squeak out but not enough to cause concern

-will fart : is willing to let one rip, don’t be scared. Be proud

- will toot fart : the whole package, you will be left frightened yet overwhelmed with joy.

- will not toot fart : hold it till it’s to late

Eli : "will just blasted me with his poo air"
Evie : "that’s because he’s a will toot fart "
Eli: "tushie"

by Funky smells June 14, 2022

Toot of crakter

An expression of disbelief or an accusation of dishonesty often used to describe scandal.

Oh, great heavens, this fellow spews nothing but toot of crakter!

by scholarly fella June 30, 2023

Scoot an Toot

When your car got the power to go and shit blows out the tail pipe. Either smoke or blowing coal or a little flame.

Man that toyo can sure scoot an toot!!

by UltraGamer21 July 07, 2024