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Toad Bean

A dumbass with a face that looks like a bean.
Jared Leto: Yagagagagagleeleekuku banana
Mario: oh my god you're being such a Toad Bean!
by Get a Load of Toad October 26, 2022
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In the Mushroom Kingdom, they are the number 1 cargo airline. You wouldn't have any good shipped without them. They drive them to you after landing.

- similar to UPS
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Leopard Toad

Is a highly poisonous toad that will most definitely get picked up by a girl called Cassidy
Cass: OMG IS THAT A LEOPARD TOAD I MUST PICK IT UP
by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020
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Bisky Toad

A toad found in a dry area resembling the bisque state of clay such as Toadstool National Park in Nebraska.
I found a Bisky Toad and when I picked it up it gave me a Nod.
by Risky Roadz December 6, 2018
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Toad

A Frog thats a frog that lives with a frog SIKE Toad Is a character form a classic game called Super mario and toad is pog
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by ToadLaming69 June 15, 2021
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Toad fest

toad fest is annual 2 to 3 day event. In this fest young handsome studs and past primed bald men all gather for a non meaningful celebration. Alcohol sex and drug consumption is used to an absolute extreme. In all of the six years of this ceremony moderation has never been practiced. Every year the are certain rituals performed , so as the setup. The "cage" and the wheel of misfortune. Young woman from all across the the south shore above the age of 18 for consentful reasons. The come for the cheap booze the good times and most importantly a good stuffing from these liqored up men. Fat chicks are turned away at the door every year. The most important fact of toad feast is that this celebration is inevitable it stops for nothing rain sleet hail and police. The music still plays and the boys still lay.
Are you going to toad fest tommorow bro beans? " I go every year faggot, why would I stop now. If you question me about toad fest again I will kick youre neck off."
by Popsicle sucker September 9, 2015
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Toad-tonguing

Whan a man uses his hand (usually pointer and middle fingers) to intentionally and directionally fling his cock from one side of his leg to another, then back again, instantaneously
Sam:"Have you ever tried toad-tonguing a Dorito straight outta the bag bruh"?
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"
by anonymous October 15, 2023
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