Slapper poach

When someone thinks that you fancy them, yet you ignore it and pretend you like them, yet slag them off behind their back with something extreme yet likley, damaging their street cred and chances of having sex with anyone in the future.
"I'm gunna slapper poach that Ho, I cant believe she caught herpes after sucking off that tramp for a taste of his special brew!'
by AnonM April 25, 2008
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slapper

Davie is such a slapper, he slaps his bass all day.
by leeeeeeeeeenoooooooooocs August 18, 2019
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Slapper

Slapper in Britain, New Zealand and Australia, is a prostitute or slut.
You know that chick Sally, she is such a slapper, she blew off 3 dudes at the party last night, and then went home to her boyfriend!
by Pakistani Backhander March 28, 2020
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Slapper

Met a slapper who knew how to slap the bass correctly
by B A S S August 20, 2019
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Casket slapper

A funeral except a really wild one with karaoke
Matt: Guys, when it’s my time to go, I want you to have a great time, make it really memorable. Goddamn it I want a real casket slapper!

Jay: like with karaoke?

Pob: don’t worry bro, I promise you it will be a real casket slapped
by Pobby Weirdo March 26, 2025
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Cincinnati Slapper

When your girl pours cinnamon (or any various other spices) all over your cock and balls and proceeds to slap the fuck out of your burning genitalia.
“Damn man my shit still burns, my girl gave me a Cincinnati Slapper last night
by Homo shitdick July 4, 2025
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Slapper

You're such a huge fucking slapper it's unreal.
by bruhmoment1254 May 5, 2020
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