Baloney Slapper

When you rip a chainsaw fart during an awful case of swamp ass that has the same sound, smell and consistency of slapping two pieces of lunch meat together.

I came home from a run and let out a Baloney Slapper so rancid my dog came to see if I was about to feed him.

by BigDickCorrine April 15, 2022

Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper

A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.

Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."

by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020

Slapper blowjob

Chloe t/b sucks off niall R

I really want a slapper blowjob of Chloe

by Slapper blowy November 28, 2020

Slapper blowy

When chloe sucks Niall off

I want a slapper blowy of Chloe because she only tries hard on my cock

by Slapper blowy November 28, 2020

Slapper blowy

When Chloe sucks nails slapper snake

I love when Chloe gets to work and does a slapper blowy on my knob as she only tries hard with me

by Slapper blowy November 28, 2020

Slapper-blowy

When Chloe gets to work and tries out a slapped-blowy on Niall

I would love Chloe to give me a slapper-blowy right now as she only tries hard with me

by Slapper blowy November 28, 2020

downward slapper

A woman's booty that is so big that if you were to vertically slap the booty at a 90 degree downward angle, three of your fingers and 75 percent of your palm would connect with ass

Damn Mike, you see that downward slapper over there?! I bet she could make that shit clap for days!

Hey bro, Mike started seeing a new girl, but she don't got a downward slapper. That shit ain't cool.

by xo805 December 11, 2020