race

A socially constructed term that describes arbitrary characteristics (skin color, hair texture, eye shape). Some people may say that there's reverse racism now, even though the US prison population is approximately 40-45 percent black. And even with affirmative action the best schools in the US still fall short of representing the country's diverse population (i.e. Harvard's black demographic has consistently been under 12%).

White guy (or girl): Race doesn't matter anymore. The US as a whole is not a racist country because no one actually thinks that his/her race is superior.
Person with a brain: Is that why the prison population is almost half black?

by race666 January 28, 2012

fantasy racing

The worst of all fantasy sports because almost no one plays it since all racing fans are rednecks, and none own a computer.

fantasy racing is such a waste of bandwidth on Yahoo since all rednecks are too busy shooting African Americans and sexxing up their sisters to play it.

by White Sox Rule June 14, 2004

Fag Racing

When two extremely gay dudes meet up to determine who is the gayest in town. Not only gay but gay with twin turbos, NOS, burning nitro methane fuel kinda gayness. Like two flamboyant peacocks strutting in a race to see who is the biggest princess.

Dude, did you see Trent and Franco fag racing over there? They're soooo gay!

by Sick MikeyG May 3, 2021

Box Race

Teams of two no more than two, you and your partner drink a case a forty and a 4-Loko

What are you doing this weekend?
Box Race man are you a squid?

by Vanilla Sunshine February 26, 2015

wank race

A wank race is when when numerous gentleman tug on their man sticks to see who cums first. The loser has to swallow the evidence from all involved

Let's have a wank race and make the loser eat cum

by ballsywaiter March 9, 2014

Dragass Race

Two vehicles next to each other going the same speed, below the speed limit and getting slower. Typically found in front of your vehicle when you are running late.

"I'm trying to get to work but i'm stuck behind a dragass race."

by Lord Of Idiots January 4, 2010

crab race

A fun game amongst intentionally dirty unwashed people (gutterpunks, crusties) to race their body lice gainst each other. Body lice live in dirty unwashed wellworn clothes and bedding

Gutterpunks like having crab races

by Dirty Danny September 21, 2005