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Polish Trumpet

When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.
D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"

C - "Bruh."
by The burger king 69 June 29, 2023
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Polish janitor

when you pour a double shot of vodka on someone's ass and lick it all off
comrade 1: man I got hammered last night!
comrade 2: how did you do that!?
comrade 1: I did a Polish janitor with all the girls at the party
by warlock of feet January 4, 2021
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Polish monster

What David's peers moaned and sexually called him in 9th grade PE.
Bob moaned to David,"Oh David, you polish monster..."
by LexieKnowsAll July 27, 2016
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Cat Polishing

Putting best pictures (not most recent) of yourself on dating apps
Stephanie was cat polishing her profile on tinder. That bitch doesn’t look that good right now
by Jr0ckk January 28, 2021
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Chode Polishing

Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.
Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.

Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.
by TheyCallMeCrystal July 24, 2011
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Polish breakfast

It is when you dont have a room at the hotel but you still eat their breakfast (basicly being a theif)
Ben dover :All of the food places here is very expelsive

Mike hunt : we can just have a polish breakfast at the hotel
by Hard_willy July 25, 2022
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Polish halfer

To take a half day off for the first half of your shift.
Timm took a Polish halfer on Monday, after the Sunday night Packer game.
by phonedawgz December 5, 2021
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