Jew Syndrome

A mental disorder in which one supports Israel.

Guy 1: Our greatest ally spied on us? That's because they're the greatest country in the world! The secrets they stole and sold to China are obviously for self-defense!
Guy 2: You have Jew Syndrome.

by Liban July 12, 2020

Jew Step

When a Jew does their Interpretation of the 2 Step.

Lexi: Look at Anna Rose

Taylor: She is Working the Jew Step

by Tay&Lex December 14, 2009

Jew Frizzles

Those things that hang from a Jewish rabbi's hat

Hey did you see Rabbi Ambrowski's new Jew frizzles?

by ToothTheTooth June 4, 2018

Jew Snap

The word Jew Snap refers to when people attempt to haggle the price of something. Can also be used like; Jew snapped, jew snapping.

"Yo, I jew snapped this 7ft dildo for 90% off"

by JewSnapper December 27, 2018

bagging the jew

The act of finally obtaining a Jewish financial adviser to show you the way to their gold.

Yippie kiyahh!! Asher is done diversifying my portfolio. I'm finally bagging the jew!

by haroldhamfist March 20, 2019

Jew Crew

The group of treys friends that like to hang out. Mostly consisting of Jewish people.

So are you hanging out with the Jew crew today

by Trey boiii February 26, 2018

Arab Jew

A middle eastern Jew.

"Why is that Arab wearing a Yarmulke?"
"He must be an Arab Jew!"

by the walking DICKtionary April 10, 2017