ugly on an ape

describes an endemic and thoroughly prevailing condition or state of affairs.

Compare: drool on a baby.

Bartender: "The customers were practically swarming me last Friday."
Regular: "Yeah, like ugly on an ape."

by Figleaf23 September 24, 2007

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Bump Uglies

To have sex.

I bet you that in 20 minutes theyre gonna be Bumping Uglies.

Hey man, saw you leave with that chick, did you Bump Uglies?

by JJwhite October 30, 2006

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coyote ugly

The reason any man would find himself in this predicament is because she was a "2" at 10 and a "10" at 2.

Coyote Ugly is another reason to drink responsibly or this may happen to you too.

by Gerry Carter September 9, 2006

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Alcohol shots that aren't meant to be shots
Like Wine, beer, or anything ridiculous like that, people tend to take shots with all sorts of alcohol as it is a good way of seeing how much you can drink.
Ugly shots are usually used by young snot nosed kids thinking they're cool, but some people do it for the fuck of it. Also see shots

"Man, why do we have to do ugly shots!?"

"Dude, just do it alright, i've had like 39 beer shots so far but I still don't feel anything."

by darkmyst January 24, 2006

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ugly parrot

a sexual move that involves sneaking up behind a girl and laying your junk on her shoulder and squawking like a parrot in a loud and obnoxious tone.

My girlfriend was typing a paper last night and it was the perfect opportunity to whip my junk out, perch it on her shoulder and squawk like a parrot. Hence, the ugly parrot.

by vulvahammer October 22, 2009

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