shot for the bullshit

Wishing you could take a shot of liquor for the shitty situations going on in your life
by Pseudonymanon January 08, 2015
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Monopoly on bullshit

Someone that says something so far-fetched, it can only utter lies.
Some guy just told me that he's best mates with the singer from Deftones, but can't name one of their songs. If that isn't a monopoly on bullshit, I don't know what is?!
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Bullshit shovel

1. the Thinking cap's bigger brother. The state you're in when writing (say, a paper) that makes you write long and complicated sentences to fill up the space.

2. the mental jumbo that makes you write stuff that sounds important and educated, but on closer inspection says not very much at all.
1. Wow, this sentence is, like, over 5 lines long and I'm not even writing in German. Must be swinging the Bullshit shovel.

2. "In hindsight to the proliferous occurence of said phenomenon..." Ah, another clueless one who started using the Bullshit shovel.
by Mantaur104 December 28, 2010
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Bullshit Banner

The clickable banner appearing under an internet video or post about a certain controversial subject, warning that the content of the video may not be an official interpretation of facts according to the editorial staff of the platform, and attempting to present the approved version of reality through a link.
Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the Bullshit Banner.
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bullshit banner

The clickable banner appearing under an internet video or post about a certain controversial subject, warning that the content of the video may not be an official interpretation of facts according to the editorial staff of the platform, and attempting to present the approved version of reality through a link.
Whenever I try to scroll down to the comment section, I keep accidentally clicking on the bullshit banner.
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what the bullshit

Jim said he likes to eat dog poop. I said "what the bullshit (in Indian accent)."
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bullshit flip

the skating trick you "landed" like 5 times yesterday.A.K.A. the chavez flip
your friend: Yeah, I landed that tre flip like five times yesterday
you: do it again
Your friend:No I dont want to
You:I bet you landed a bullshit flip
by Bill bob bo G. snizza d November 16, 2008
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