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Tear jerker

Tear jerking is to masterbate while crying and using the tears as lube.
"Listen bitch, You are a cheating, lying, cum gargling swamp whore, so go home, cry your eyes out and use your tears to grease up your gristle knot while you masterbate yourself to sleep, It'll be a real tear jerker."
by Robby Martin December 6, 2006
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chocolate tears

while sittin on yer womans face take a dump in her mouth and then cum in her nose and help it on its way with a shit coated finger so it comes out her eyes
i made my woman cry chocolate tears lastnight.....oh yeah
by fintygamery January 4, 2009
mugGet the chocolate tearsmug.

Iron Tears

A colloquialism for semen, indicating it's metallic taste and composition; Usually described using the words "yummy" and "salt"
Man, i was lapping up those Iron Tears last night from my boyfriend. Saltier than usual, but always good.
by Slapnuts Lord June 20, 2019
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choke tears

The tears that inevitably press forward from choking on something, ie. a penis.
I gave him a BJ so good that I even had choke tears.
by Argivian February 28, 2014
mugGet the choke tearsmug.

Satan's Tears

A really nasty, bad, bowel churning shit. The kind that burns.
Ben: Aight man I gotta shed some Satan's Tears.
Nate: Haha laters.
by Vulpes_Inculta September 28, 2012
mugGet the Satan's Tearsmug.

gay tears

my boyfriend sure loves my gay tears.
by Klaus.etc May 5, 2018
mugGet the gay tearsmug.

GAMER TEAR

When you reminisce on the O.G. Times of gaming and it brings a Gamer Tear to your eye 😢.
Man I miss the good old days when everyone in game chat would talk. Brings a gamer tear to my eye.
by ThomasHavingFun November 14, 2018
mugGet the GAMER TEARmug.

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