"Listen bitch, You are a cheating, lying, cum gargling swamp whore, so go home, cry your eyes out and use your tears to grease up your gristle knot while you masterbate yourself to sleep, It'll be a real tear jerker."
by Robby Martin December 6, 2006

while sittin on yer womans face take a dump in her mouth and then cum in her nose and help it on its way with a shit coated finger so it comes out her eyes
by fintygamery January 4, 2009

A colloquialism for semen, indicating it's metallic taste and composition; Usually described using the words "yummy" and "salt"
Man, i was lapping up those Iron Tears last night from my boyfriend. Saltier than usual, but always good.
by Slapnuts Lord June 20, 2019

by Argivian February 28, 2014

by Vulpes_Inculta September 28, 2012

by ThomasHavingFun November 14, 2018
