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tap a milf

(v.) To impress a milf so much that she actually will fuck you.
I'm in the process of tapping three milf, . It's working on one, sorta working on another, and falling flat on the youngest.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
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this is spinal tap

This is Spinal Tap = Best movie ever made.
by Fuckhead August 4, 2004
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tap that ass

Wanting to engage in sexual activity's with a cute Female !!
Hey Dale Look How Cute Debbie is I would Love too Tap That Ass !!
by acehole1986 July 24, 2014
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Bell Tap

Where you smack/hit ones bellend or jap's eye
Mike : Hi Owen
Owen : *Bell Tap*
Mike : Arrggghh!

Mike : Go And Bell tap Owen , Jeremy
Jeremy ; Ok!
by Mike Baino February 8, 2008
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Love-tap

When you smack someone you love in the head, face, or ass. It depends on who they are. It's a fun game to play with your girlfriend...
It was Friday and I was horney so I yelled "Love-tap!" And smacked Alyssa on the ass
by Jagra99 February 1, 2013
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mushroom tap

the act of tapping the head of your penis on a girls head during oral sex.
Lat night, when I was getting head, I mushroom tapped that chick.
by dom s December 24, 2007
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The Tap Game

A very simple, yet amazingly fun game in which you, and bunch of your buddies open up a high school yearbook, and in a circular-fashion, each selects a girl in the book, and asks himself the question, "Would you tap that?" The person then reveals to the group if he would have sexual intercourse with that girl. Play passes to the left. Disagreements over particular "chicks" often lead to discussion and debate, which further adds to the entertainment.
Johnny- Let's see, Betty Sue...she has amazing tits so yeah, I would tap that.

Billy- Yeah, but Betty Sue is as ugly as shit. Mary Ann, on the other hand, is fucking gorgeous. I would most certainly tap that.

Vladimir- Isn't the tap game amazing?
by WhoamIdontknow August 2, 2008
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