the act of wrapping your dick and another mans dick together using flex tape and preforming anal sex
John- why would anyone preform a flex tape duo?
John 2- cause that shit water proof
John 3- NOW THAT'S ALOT OF ANAL DAMAGE!
John 2- cause that shit water proof
John 3- NOW THAT'S ALOT OF ANAL DAMAGE!
by I Eat Ass. August 15, 2018

The bureaucratic and social problems, headaches, and inefficiencies generated at a workplace due to internal politics or infighting.
Person 1. "Hey man, could you send me that presentation your boss just showed in the last meeting?"
Person 2. "Why are you asking me?"
Person 1. "Well, my boss doesn't want to look weak in front of your boss by asking for something, so we are trying to go around that."
Person 2. "Man, that is some Brown Tape...are we in middle school?"
Person 2. "Why are you asking me?"
Person 1. "Well, my boss doesn't want to look weak in front of your boss by asking for something, so we are trying to go around that."
Person 2. "Man, that is some Brown Tape...are we in middle school?"
by Harryiculus March 24, 2020

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

by TMB June 17, 2003

Like red tape, but specifically pertaining to environmental regulations (hence green) that would prevent construction projects or any other initiative.
The Prime Minister says an agreement to streamline "green tape" around state and federal approvals for major projects will not come at the expense of the environment.
by anonymous September 22, 2022

flex tape is basically the only thing able to keep your ass from tearing during those hot, sweaty nights that you decided that getting butt fucked by Thanos was a good idea. And don’t get me wrong, Thanos will make passionate love to you and will do it well, but not even his gauntlet can stop you from almost getting split into to by his massive purple cock. Only flex tape can.
person 1: my marriage is falling apart. my kids have aids. i’m being evicted in 34 minutes. please god, I can’t do this alone. help. me.
god: sorry bro, i’ve got my hands tied. looks like you’re just—
*an explosion destroys the side of the church. a figure walks through the smoke. it’s phil swift*
phil swift: Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!
god: sorry bro, i’ve got my hands tied. looks like you’re just—
*an explosion destroys the side of the church. a figure walks through the smoke. it’s phil swift*
phil swift: Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!
by depressed as actual f u c k February 22, 2019

by Brewsterion April 29, 2017
