orgy tan

When your skin gets red during an orgy from so much slapping, mainly ass slapping.

Man, I my ass hurts from an orgy tan I got from last weekend.

by NoahNova June 10, 2017

Brotal Tan

An upstate New York tanning salon where you can get your "base" tan on or prepare for that upcoming Spring Break trip. Male patrons usually frequent Brotal Tan solo, and can be spotted wearing basketball shorts and a cut-off t shirt (arms cut). Monthly passes are usually purchased until a deep mahogany skin tone is obtained.

Dude, I fucking hate winter. I'm so white. Let's get to Brotal Tan!

by Brocheapski April 15, 2014

Cold Tan

A tan that is not hot.

A tan that does not look good on a particular person.

Example 1 - That person's tan is a cold tan.

Example 2 -

Person 1 - I think I am going to get a tan.

Person 2 - That would be a cold tan!

by DT show May 21, 2011

Dungoun Tan

When someone plays Xbox for to long and gets very pale or white.

Ben Splett has the biggest Dungoun tan ever!!!!!

by Andrew and Micheal December 8, 2010

tanned whip

Where the penis slaps against the women's bottom leaving a mark that could be confused for a whip.

He gave his wife a tanned whip till she locked like a slave.

by Swaggy boy 21 February 23, 2015

Keith Tan

Center of universe fashion god
this man is so straight that his graphs are always curved
loves Prada
His jokes are so "funny"
brings students to his sex dungeon

has broken england

OMG is that keith tan? Run before he brings u to his sex dungeon and rape u.

by mfthatisgay January 14, 2023

tan sweat

when you wear fake tan and you sweat loads because of the tan

put tan on last night and now i have the tan sweats

by ajken8i December 15, 2017