swiss piss

Peeing on your girl while she is sitting on a couch.

My girlfriend said I could not swiss piss on her at the hotel, so I gave her some chocolate and proved her wrong.

by Assmassa December 21, 2008

sossy

Child-like manner of apologizing. Best used when attempting to affect the manner of an innocent or repentant child in a blatant attempt to manipulate the feelings of those who may be mildly upset for a minor offense. Apologies issued in this infant vernacular are best kept simple.

I'm sossy.

This can mean:
1) I'm sorry for forgetting to call you as I promised to do.
2) I'm sorry that you are upset because I called too late after forgetting to call earlier.
3) I'm sorry that you are angry due to PMS of which I am not the cause but due to which I am often in trouble.

by asimplename December 31, 2004

Swass

Contraction of the words sweet and ass. An exemplar of excellence and elegance that cannot be compared

Man, this is one swass soda-pop!

by MC Silverback May 13, 2005

Swiss Cheese

The cheese that is formed after a Frenchman has his way with a cheese of any origin (usually a smelly, expensive cheese). The cheese boasts many holes... it should be obvious why.

"Dude, Christophe took my block of cheddar, now i've just got a wheel of swiss cheese!!!"

by LeilaJonssonBiotch January 1, 2008

Swiss Iced Tea and Lemonade

A refreshing beverage containing the mixture of sweetened iced tea and lemonade made by a company named Swiss. Yummy.

"Could you please pick me up a gallon of Swiss Iced Tea and Lemonade from the grocery store?"

by clmonty March 27, 2009

Swiss kiss

When you stuff your mouth full of swiss cheese and suck your lover’s nose.

Man, my girl gave me a swiss kiss last night.

by Doublefistenkristen April 8, 2019

Swiss Cheese

Another synonym for drugs

Jacob and Angel are about to go out a get some Swiss Cheese

by oscar delavega January 27, 2010