SILF

Student I'd like to fuck.
Used by teachers/professors.

Teacher 1: Did you see ____ today?

Teacher 2: Yeah.
Teacher 1: Daaamn, she's a SILF!

by cmarchieyo. May 16, 2010

Swiffin

The understanding of one's ideas. Similar to "are you picking up what Im laying down?" Only now it is referred to as swiffin, due to the increased use of Swiffer floor cleaners.

I know my thoughts a bit vague, but are ya swiffin?

by Stevie Y November 10, 2004

swift smoke

A quick blow job, usually performed by someone other than your significant other.

Yo, can I get a swift smoke before my girlfriend gets back?

by Recko July 30, 2008

Swift Like the Ekans

Being as swift, yet not as epic, as an Ekans. Also a Halo term for assassination from above.

Courtney: Man jarred was swift like the ekans last night.
Jacie: Yea he was, he just kept jumping down and killing us.
Jarred: Thats cuz im swift like the Ekans.

by Lyfial April 1, 2009

Swifting

A mild form of torture, carried out by a game of hiding pictures of Taylor Swift in odd places to be discovered at a later time by family, roommates or the Orkin man. Such hiding and finding is homage to the ubiquitous nature of Ms Swift on the cover of every magazine, all over memes, as well internet news stories. Hiding places can include, but are not limited (to anything); Under the toilet lid, inside medicine/ kitchen or shop cabinets, inside foodstuff containers, re-rolled in paper towels, tin foil, gift wrapping. Swiftings do take on an electronic form in the embedding of a random picture of Taylor Swift , or a recording of one of her songs, in emails, tweets or Facebook postings. The art of Swifting began in Madison Wisconsin (Willy St area) in 2013, and has now spread through social media ( e.g. 'I Was Swifted' on Facebook) to the states of Massachusetts, Oregon and Washington. Random Swiftings have occurred from Louisiana and California

"When I opened the carton of Eggs, I was totally Swifted!" "Every time I turn around, I am getting Swifted! Two Emails, one picture stuffed in the book I was reading, and a "self Swift" as soon as I got in the car, 'cause I was flipping stations and and caught "trouble when you walked in"... ear-wormed myself for the whole day..." " We should hear screeching as soon as Bob and Betty go to bed, I put like a dozen Swiftings in their bed, pillowcases and taped four to the ceiling!" Not to be confused with Taylor Swifted

by Furthur Rider January 29, 2014

Swift Middle School

Great teachers, great principals, absolute straight up plastic for food, white trash including horse girls, vsco girls, nicotine addicts, potheads, pot sellers, school shooters, basic thots who think they're thiqqqq with 4 q's, and fake hicks and hillbillys. The food is radioactive waste from the peach bottom power plant. The water from the water fountains is straight chlorine from my grandmother's pool. Off brand Charli Damelio's are EVERYWHERE looking for Lil Huddy. Only half the clocks work. go follow @solanco_garbage on instargram!

I go to Swift Middle School in Solanco. Its trash!

by wsxcvbnmko January 21, 2020

Taylor Swift belly

A belly/torso showing no belly button, commonly found being worn by none other than Taylor Swift herself.

Woah she's exposing her Taylor Swift belly with those high rise jeans

by Longlegswan October 20, 2017