When one's medical practices are slightly "unorthodox" and usually requires use of a "special tool" that can cure anything. Often referred in a homosexual (or "queer") manner.
Swackenhammer
(1) John goes to the doctor:
Doc: " So what can I do for you today, John?"
John: " Well, you see doc, I've been having this ear...
Doc: (cutting John off) Take off your pants John.
John: "... wait, excuse me Doc."
Doc: "We have to find the root of your problem, John."
John: "Doc, its only an ear ache"..
Doc: "Now, now John, just be a good boy and take off your pants. Lie flat on your stomach on the table and lets see what we're working with."
**John hesitantly obeys**
Doc: "Now take a deep breath John"
**the sound of a zipper is heard**
John: "Doc, what are you doing.....wait! That doesn't go there!!!
John has just been swackenhammered!
(1) John goes to the doctor:
Doc: " So what can I do for you today, John?"
John: " Well, you see doc, I've been having this ear...
Doc: (cutting John off) Take off your pants John.
John: "... wait, excuse me Doc."
Doc: "We have to find the root of your problem, John."
John: "Doc, its only an ear ache"..
Doc: "Now, now John, just be a good boy and take off your pants. Lie flat on your stomach on the table and lets see what we're working with."
**John hesitantly obeys**
Doc: "Now take a deep breath John"
**the sound of a zipper is heard**
John: "Doc, what are you doing.....wait! That doesn't go there!!!
John has just been swackenhammered!
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Well we lost another one of our friends to the fit fam money stackers he's got a knot on the top of his head and can't come out because his gf is cooking lentils and grass fed beef.
Hey man you wanna go out and grab a burger and slam a few beers? Nah dude I gotta stay in with the girlfriend we are fit fam money stackin sippin diddy juice watching the note book
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