Shrekism

A form of religion that all 29 years and under in that they pray for

I love shrekism

by POOPY CHECK December 4, 2020

shrekified

1. Shrek-ified:
something that is tinted a shit green and should never be food. It originated while promoting the Shrek movies. But don't be a consumer whore and buy products that say "Shrek" on it, especially if its food, because you'll probably lose your appetite from its color (shit green).

2. Taking a dump on something and turning it green.

1. If your Rice Crispie Square, Kraft Dinner, or Cheeseburger is shrekified, its probably tinted green, like Shrek.

2. Ma'am, we just shrekified your face.

by emily mikaela February 8, 2009

shrekning

the day when the overlord shrek destroys the world. The mighty ogre will come down from the sky and break shit.

dude, you insult me now, but wait for the shrekning. I will be a king by his side.

by The nightwing April 10, 2015

Shrek Trap

The art of the Shrek Trap has been mastered by few. The simple, yet effective, this trick will be sure to make your friends hate you. Simply "forget" to wear deodorant one day and work hard. Make that sweat flow like a river! when it's all said and done, sneak up on one of your friends and cup your festering armpit over their unsuspecting mouth and nose, making them inhale your onion-y goodness. WARNING: PERFORM AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Person 1: Man, Brian Shrek Trapped me last night.
Person 2: That's just nasty.

by The Meek Meister January 10, 2016

Shrek

Shrek is love and shrek is life
Shrek is the ogrelord

What the shrek is going on!?!

by Shrek Swampington December 21, 2016

shrek's delight

When there is nobody in your swamp (house) and you can do whatever you like.

After the party and everybody left I was in Shrek's Delight and went to sleep.

by My-Username March 6, 2017

shrekgasm

That state of (ectasy) that happens when you have an (orgasm) for (Shrek). The main protagonist of "(shrek is love shrek is life)" has a shrekgasm every time Shrek unleashes his mighty orge (load) upon him.

Also known as having been "filled with his Ogrely love".

I have Shrekgasms every night when I read Shrek fanfics.
Whenever I have Shrex with my lover, I really think of the Ogrelord shooting his Ogre Onion Load as I shrekgasm.

by AsianGobblerSyndone June 25, 2017