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Scoop

Imagine a scenario where your friend comes back after being with a girl. Many men would ask: "did she spit or swallow?" But now, there's a third option. "did she scoop?" Scooping is essentially when a female (or male) is giving head to completion and initially spits the ejaculate onto the ground (or really any surface). However, upon rethinking their action of spitting, they then decide to "scoop" with their hand said ejaculate off of the ground and then swallow it. Hence "Scooping"
"Yo Chad did she spit, swallow, or scoop?"

"I just felt bad and I didn't want to leave a stain on the rug so...I scooped."
by Messy Jelly December 17, 2018
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Shooper

When one poops or shits in the shower. A shower pooper.
"Anthony poops in the shower", "hes a shooper".

"Anthony shooped everywhere"!
by Baldwin December 9, 2005
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shtoopie

(noun) A gentile girl that Jewish Syrian boys use for pleasure; Oven for kibbeh; Cheap Prostitute; Isralie girl; O.T. "g"; Sharon; A girl who sits with her legs open;

(adj) slut; skank; dirty;
I shared my kibbeh with the shtoopie last night.
by Joe the SY October 5, 2006
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teh stoopid

teh stoopid is the condition of being female and genetically incapable of standard formal logic.
teh stoopid: how thuggas and ePimps and other dipshits get American chicks into bed.
by Jacques Asse August 21, 2009
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Shoop da whoop

An internet meme involving a crazy "derp" face shouting "Ima firing ma lazor" followed by a huge blue laser coming out of its mouth with a sound of BLAAARRRGGGHHH.
A Shoop da whoop if a face saying "Ima firin ma lazor BBLLAARRGGHH"
by pepsi345 June 27, 2010
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Stoops

Max: Hey Zach, your'e kinda stoops.
Zach: Well your'e retarded.
by Apermax July 8, 2016
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Two scoops

This is is when someone takes claim for work he or she has completed or has thought to have completed. This person is very boisterous and braggy. He or she pats them self on the back quite frequently.
Bill: did you know that I invented the first anal condom?
Ron: sure ya did, TWO SCOOPS!
by My Ninja January 8, 2012
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