smoken

past tense of smoke; smoked but with elegance

"I haven't smoken since my birthday."

by drunk0banana July 22, 2023

Stolen fate

What's happening to Michael Oher right know is a matter of exactly this.

Hym "It's a matter of stolen fate. Those people are blatantly exploiting someone who ACTUALLY DID WHAT PEOPLE IN HIS SITUATION ARE SUPPOSED (According to conservatives). And they stole the fruits of his labor. Now, usually when mediocre people fail in every endeavor in which they engage, the Daily Wire swoops in and offers them millions of dollars. But that wasn't happening for them. So, they needed to exploit someone else. Their fate was altered by being peripherally associated with someone who managed to achieve in life. What they did is no different than ME walking up to Aaron Rodgers and asking for an autograph but, SURPRISE, you signed your autograph on a contract that entitles me to all of your earnings! Clearly I would deserve to keep all of the money! Right!? No. That would be preposterous."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

Spoken Unrizz

A term used to describe a person's lackluster or ineffective attempts at romantic communication and will usually 'turn off' the person they are speaking to.

Person 1: I saw John yesterday speaking with some girl at the park, until, she walked away from him.
Person 2: That nigga John got Spoken Unrizz

by 0xifer August 24, 2023

stolenening

The past tense of attempting to steal something

I tried to stolenening your vape!

by Sevin Dickerson July 16, 2024

Šoken

Šoken is a pointy stick you use to roast your sausages over the campfire.

You are sitting by the campfire with your friend and you ask him: Can you hand me that šoken so i can make my sausage?

by mightymidgett August 7, 2024

Stolen work

Yeah that's the worst isn't it?

Hym "Oh yeah, we care so much about stolen work. All anyone ever gets from any of you is motivation policing and partisan narrative reinforcement. You're the bought and paid-for clout police of the state. You know, on an unrelated note. You'd think if you could get away with fucking the retards it would be a MALE dominated professional. Sign up now. Work in a group home for the disabled today. You can fuck the retards if they're not too gross for you. Everybody seems to be totally cool with it. Right? Apply now! This is my official retard group-home recruitment ad. Sign up now and you and 3 other guys can take turns fucking the most attractive retard we can find."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2023

stolen valor

When you're wearing college perch that's not yours. Like some kind of poser. You are practising stolen valor.

Hey, did you see that gremlin wearing the Harvard sweater with the Yale hat and Princeton shades? Buddy's also wearing a stanford belt. What a moron practising stolen valor.

by anonymous October 9, 2023