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hockey stick

a line graph that stays relatively flat for most of its length then spikes upward abruptly near its end: first used to describe the controversial global warming graph associated with climategate.
If you look at this graph closely, it forms a good hockey stick.

This US debt graph is a real hockey stick.

The world population growth chart sure looks like a big hockey stick.
by nayrb January 21, 2013
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Nose On A Stick

A tall, thin, boy with a big nose. He usually is a stoner with curly hair, and he often plays an instrument, such as the bass or the cello. He can be found wearing plaid, listening to indie bands, and charming the pants off of people.
Girl One: "Ooh look at that boy!"

Girl Two: "He looks like a hipster."

Girl One: "I love him! He's a nose on a stick!"
by Lucy Maud January 5, 2011
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rag on a stick

What fat people wash themselves with.
Fat guy: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
by Speshul K May 9, 2006
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schick

noun. Stylishly outstanding; smart or chic
Those boots are so schick!
by aimeesome October 23, 2007
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Poking Stick

A stick, about 30cm long, that can be concealed up a sleeve, and can be used to 'poke' people who argue with you/irritate you/don't like the music you do/deserve poking/don't deserve poking but you poke anyway/anyone in the hope of enraging them/making them move/injuring them/anything.

An incredibly versatile human management tool
Move out the way, or i'll poke you with my Poking Stick
by Kore March 18, 2004
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Selfie Stick

A monopod for dumb people who need to ruin perfectly good pictures but sticking their faces over part/most of it. Created primarily to allow girls (mainly) to fit more fake friends in to a picture and to prevent issues with fat faces and picture distortion form holding the camera to close to the face, which are all symptoms of selfies held and arm length.
"I took a picture at a concert with my selfie stick - so you can see me having fun at the event and I can place value on myself based on this photo"
by AmericanSwag February 2, 2015
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the whoopin' stick

Something you use (figuratively) when kicking someone's ass.
Captain Insano (WWF): "All I can tell you is this, Jimmy. Next week at the arena I'm gonna bust out the whoopin' stick on Triple H and knock him into the next century, and that's a promise!"
Mrs. Insano: "More like the whoopin' twig, little man."
by Nick D May 24, 2004
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