In the process of getting into a relationship, immediately following Step One (Saying Hi), Step Two is simply fucking her right in the pussy
-"You know what follows step one, right?"
-"Step Two, like fucking her right in the pussy?"
-"Go get her boi."
-"Step Two, like fucking her right in the pussy?"
-"Go get her boi."
by GaymanJennings March 17, 2017
Some jackass who cares about 1 person, himself. He decides that once your real dad is gone, he is in control. He decides to call your real mom "honey" and "baby" and other crap like that. They decide to make do all of this crap for no reason.
by The Guy on Main St October 01, 2007
Cracka: "Can you do the 1, 2 Step?"
Black Man: "Yes, I believe I can. Then again, anyone with legs could."
Black Man: "Yes, I believe I can. Then again, anyone with legs could."
by Zoe Tinkle April 17, 2005
Saying "don't step in the..." followed by another word is a non-vulgar way of equating the thing denoted by that other word with shit. Used to good effect in the title and cover illustration of the Dilbert book known as "Don't Step In The Leadership".
(Another sense of the phrase makes it shorthand for don't step on your dick.)
(Another sense of the phrase makes it shorthand for don't step on your dick.)
by NajwaLaylah July 27, 2008
Look at all those Step Chickens
by Backwards Cat May 19, 2020
A reference to a late 90s TV ad for iMac, where Jeff Goldblum detailed "three easy steps to connect to the internet", then realised that he had been a fool and that there was no step three.
Bill: Hey Eric, how can I arouse myself?
Eric: Step 1: Pull down your pants.
Step 2: Jack off until you cum.
Step 3: There's no step three!
Bill: Thanks!
Eric: Step 1: Pull down your pants.
Step 2: Jack off until you cum.
Step 3: There's no step three!
Bill: Thanks!
by Chris Spargo February 14, 2009
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