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Status Wank

When someone "likes" their own status on Facebook
by el foldo December 1, 2011
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Status Crickets

When a social network member posts a status either as a question or a shout out as their status and receive no subsequent likes or comments.
John Smith:Hey I really want to go out tonight..hit me up with some ideas.

**status crickets**
by thedarkhorse89 November 1, 2011
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statued

Statued - being so stoned/high you cannot move, like a statue.
1. Tommy just hit the bong and got statued.
2. "Bro I smoked so much I can't move, I'm statued dude."
by LocalDopePeddler August 31, 2014
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Status Jacker

One who peruses thrift shops and spends 50 cents (unless it's 50% off Mondays) on an item or items and flips the item(s) for thousands of dollars. Jacking the 'Status' of a wealthy person by means of knowing what shit is really worth.
Boss girl is such a status jacker. She just spent $20.00 on 15 pieces to find that they are potentially worth $20,000.00. She's going to do that every chance she gets, as soon as she comes back from her trip to visit L.C. Tiffany in her newly acquired time machine.
by Statusjacker April 26, 2017
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Statue

A statue is a sculpture, representing one or more people or animals (including abstract concepts allegorically represented as people or animals), free-standing (as opposed to a relief) and normally full-length (as opposed to a bust) and at least close to life-size, or larger.

A small statue, usually small enough to be picked up, is called a statuette or figurine, while one that is more than twice life-size is called a colossal statue.

The definition of a statue is not always clear-cut; equestrian statues, of a person on a horse, are certainly included, and in many cases, such as a Madonna and Child or a Pietà, a sculpture of two people will also be.
Statues have been produced in many cultures from prehistory to the present; the oldest known statue dating to about 30,000 years ago. The world's tallest statue, Spring Temple Buddha, is 128 metres (420 ft), and is located in Lushan County, Henan, China.
by JONNY WAS GOODE July 21, 2017
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Statue of Limitations

The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.
Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.
by QuacksO July 12, 2018
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Statual Memory

Memory that's only accessible whilst in a specific state. (example: your consciousness)
His mind was changed, due to the statual memory principal.

Example: If you're going to open a .txt file on your computer. You'll need a text editor in order to edit the text due to the state it's in. You couldn't use a photo viewer to open it, could you? No. That's because it's in a specific state designed for a specific program to use. Once it changes it's state to a photo file, then you can only use a photo viewer to open it, etc.
by Thee Clairvoyant May 23, 2019
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