slapping stanley steamer

A sexual act; to which a female will defecate into her hand, and slap her lover across the face during intercourse.

Anytime Melanie's boyfriend got too rough, she planted a slapping stanley steamer on him.

by fullbodyterrets September 28, 2009

full frontal stanley

Wipe your own ass with your index finger and proceed to give your best friend a wiff.

Best Friend: Your finger smells like shit!
You: I just gave you a full frontal stanely

by Will via Marcus April 29, 2004

Staplemeltershape

The process of melting a plastic cutout (of your favorite shape) to your loved ones rectum hole, then pull out the inner rectum tissue and staple it to the shape so it stays in place. Now your partner can shit out your favorite dessets.

Mike Schmitt gave a staplemeltershape in a star shape to Pete M.

by Dvoyak Squared October 24, 2003

Stapled

To be extremely excited for an upcoming event or activity.

Dude, I'm so stapled for that concert on Friday night!
stoked

pumped

by beeeeepbooooop14564 June 21, 2011

Stanley

Stanley, The leader of Weebstars. this guy literally spent all his life savings on genshin impact, this guy is addicted to virtual female entities. some say that this guy is the archon, but mostly he just sits around. the word stanley is used to describe a person thats addicted to anime

hey, that is a STANLEY over there

by DeoDarkhan January 24, 2021

Buffalo Stapler

When a man cums on the back of a girls neck then take off the pillow case and stick it to her neck.

I totally gave my bitch a buffalo stapler last night!

by Mitch McKay May 3, 2008

Stanley Steamer

When a guy is banging a bitch in the asshole in a sauna. just before he nuts his goo in her he pulls out, thus leaving a gaping hole, and he then stuffs a hot rock in the cavity of poo. Quickly, while she is screaming, he then grabs the pre-placed handy 1 gallon bucket of boiling water and dumps it down her throat, not spilling a drop. At the same time he proceeds to pee on the rock surface exposed through the asshole. The bitch will have steam coming out of her ass and boiling water steam coming out of her mouth.

"Dude, she got the stanley steamer. Her shit will never be the same..."

"The last time I stanley steamed my wife, she didn't even see it coming."

by P-dub and Bald August 20, 2008