an alternative name for Statesville, NC commonly used among teens and youth workers; interchangeable with the word 'Statesville' in normal, everyday conversation or on the internet on numerous social networking sites.
-Hey! Where do you live?
~In Statesvegas! You?
-Wow, I wish my town had a name that cool...
Post: Finally home in the lovely Statesvegas!
~In Statesvegas! You?
-Wow, I wish my town had a name that cool...
Post: Finally home in the lovely Statesvegas!
by beary........ January 11, 2011
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American: Hey, man, The United States of America is the greatest. we have the best army , the best government, and the best actors/Important figures Any other Reasonable Human Being: wait, so you prefer a hegemony that wont work over feeding, housing, and educating your own country for about 1/3 of the budget for the army? By the Best government do you mean a president whose job before the campaign was to be daddy's personal stripper? Or do you mean the fact that a Wyomingites vote is worth more than a californian's? or that your shithole state doesnt matter for the elections and so does your vote? or finally that winning is not determined by popular vote (no, that's too hard) but by points according to the popular vote by state? Your government is great at one thing and one thing only, lying and brainwashing. did he bring your jobs back? no he never will. did he build a wall? no he didn't. By actors and Important figures do you mean Bruce Lee, Guillermo Del Toro, Jackie Chan, Diego Luna, Avicci, Tiesto, 6IX9INE, lil Xan, lil Peep and that's just scratching the surface. also, in the sports that no other country really cares that much about like Basketball and American Football the majority of the players are of the ethnicities that you hate so much, yet you love the sports. just accept that your country is entirely made up of immigrants from all over the world. Being a Patriot in USA should be more like also praising the countries that made it.
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noun/adjective- the worst, most painful, most hopeless, never-ending situation one could ever find themselves in, usually pertaining to a relationship with a female.
"I haven't seen Mark in 3 weeks!"
"Yeah, he met this girl and fell into a bottomless pit of flaming snakes."
"Yeah, he met this girl and fell into a bottomless pit of flaming snakes."
by ChinkJew May 15, 2005
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The United States basically kicks every other countries' ass. If you don't like it then GTFO
The United States basically kicks every other countries' ass. If you don't like it then GTFO
Man this Nazi-esque barbaric country sucks. I wish I could have freedom and live in a kickass country like The United States!
by Unitedztatezofamerikaniqua July 15, 2011
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Can also be used to indicate that you just don't give a flying fuck.
Is said while simultaneously throwing 3 air jerks, one after the other.
Can also be used to indicate that you just don't give a flying fuck.
Is said while simultaneously throwing 3 air jerks, one after the other.
1st Example :
John : I'm going to be in the next Hollywood blockbuster!
Bill : -.- And I'm Napoleon *throws 3 air jerks* three shakes...
2nd Example :
John : Omg, did you hear? The French teacher had a heart attack, fell off a cliff, was devoured by hungry sharks, then spat out on the beach and sold off to the Saudis!
Bill : -.- *throws 3 air jerks* Three shakes...
John : I'm going to be in the next Hollywood blockbuster!
Bill : -.- And I'm Napoleon *throws 3 air jerks* three shakes...
2nd Example :
John : Omg, did you hear? The French teacher had a heart attack, fell off a cliff, was devoured by hungry sharks, then spat out on the beach and sold off to the Saudis!
Bill : -.- *throws 3 air jerks* Three shakes...
by Richi Rich July 13, 2009
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-noun
Tyler Perry.
In reference to the American actor, director, playwright, screenwriter, producer, author, and songwriter Tyler Perry. Perry wrote and produced many stage plays in the South during the 1990s and early 2000s. Many correlations and comparisons have been made of Tyler Perry to the 16th century English poet and playwright, William Shakespeare widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist.
-noun
Tyler Perry.
In reference to the American actor, director, playwright, screenwriter, producer, author, and songwriter Tyler Perry. Perry wrote and produced many stage plays in the South during the 1990s and early 2000s. Many correlations and comparisons have been made of Tyler Perry to the 16th century English poet and playwright, William Shakespeare widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist.
Hey, you see the new Madea film?
Yeah it was brilliant.
I know right. Tyler Perry is the new Black Shakespeare.
Yeah it was brilliant.
I know right. Tyler Perry is the new Black Shakespeare.
by ThatGuyFromFacebook May 1, 2011
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A land of indoctrination in which the people think what the media says they should.
A land in the media think what corporations and religion says.
An area on our planet with megalomaniac power, with too little altruism or tolerance, with inhabitants that need the truth and other values than superficial materialism or consumerism.
A land of indoctrination in which the people think what the media says they should.
A land in the media think what corporations and religion says.
An area on our planet with megalomaniac power, with too little altruism or tolerance, with inhabitants that need the truth and other values than superficial materialism or consumerism.
by I. Waldman August 23, 2006
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