No spread

A way of preventing a person or group from spreading what you’ve said or done.

Can however be counteracted by a swift “Rights” from the other person.

Person A: hahaha, Felix is a total sperg.
Person B: I’m gonna tell Felix you said that!
Person A: No spread!
Person B: darn it!

by Bruh bruhton November 17, 2019

spread-bat

Like spread eagle, but upside down.

Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.

by Rob April 28, 2023

pebble spread

When you go to eat a chicks ass (or dudes) and thier asshole is covered in flecks of toilet paper balls (dingleberries).

Dude, I went to go eat this chicks ass and she had the most gnarly pebble spread I have ever seen.

by roachnastee December 11, 2017

A paulie spread

A cock pic

He sent me a paulie spread

by Toasty83 April 12, 2020

Spread

When a woman spreads her legs so a man can penetrate her.

She was so spread.

by Little cheeto July 31, 2018

spread and dread

When you go down on a super hot girl but once you spread you immediately dread the decision realizing the stench if dat pussy but go for it anyway

pussy spread and dread

by Dj Gunty Huntz April 7, 2015

french spread

A french spread is a delightful assortment of cheeses arrayed on the inner thigh of a person. This spread must be picked up via the tongue, and the plate must be licked clean when the cheese is finished.

The cheese monger had acquired a nice meunster to finish the french spread.

by theevanshow December 2, 2014