Spread

When a woman spreads her legs so a man can penetrate her.

She was so spread.

by Little cheeto July 31, 2018

Spread Seasoning

To fart. Flatulence.

The whole room cleared out when he started to spread seasoning.

I was taking her to pound town from behind when she spread seasoning and it was wafting right up my nostrils.

I tried to shit but only spread seasoning.

by Dick Onchin January 8, 2022

jdyess spread

Teabag your friend orenemy and spread your butthole over their nose and squat while moving back and forth.

I killed warhawkeye. He deserves the jdyess spread!

by Jdyess February 17, 2019

spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that

The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched

by B.Conlon May 26, 2019

Seafloor Spreading

The act of spreading someone’s legs or ass cheeks on the seafloor. It is also a ritual that all our ancestors used to perform water sports.

Vyrra: Hi babe, let’s do some Seafloor Spreading this summer!
Zhongli: Sure babe *spreads ass cheeks*

by SeafloorSpreader November 14, 2024

Glute Spread

Gymbro speak for going to shit, with some opportunity to fit in a gay joke

1: Bro I gotta go do a glute spread real quick
2: I’ll come help you with that bro 👅

by CCentauri22 August 26, 2025

community spread

the spread of a contagious disease to individuals in a particular geographic location who have no known contact with other infected individuals or who have not recently traveled to an area where the disease has any documented cases

We have evidence that their is community spread of this virus that’s why we are taking in all acts in order to prevent it from spreading even further

by 1Shot Duke May 8, 2020