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toilet spoon

Synonym for toilet brush. Toilet spoons, also known as cosmetic spoons, were used to store perfumes for makeup in ancient Egyptian society. Therefore the term toilet spoon actually precedes and is superior in all respects to the term toilet brush. The term toilet brush therefore must surely die out and be replaced by the term toilet spoon.
In Louis Shap's recent video about Willne and Pyrocynical's secret ASMR channel, there was outcry when Louis described sounds being made by a toilet spoon. 'After that he (Willne) brushes it with some kind of toilet spoon'
by Zaphod's Just This Guy August 9, 2020
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spoon toes

Toes that look like spoons. They are often hairy.
Molly: Have you seen Jake without socks on?
Josh: No, why?
Molly: He has hairy ass spoon toes.
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topside spoon

When a person lies face down flat and another person lies on top giving anal.
"Hey, I heard Rory and Kai did topside spoon last night and thought it was great fun."

OR

"You're topside spooning me right now!"
by RHINO & CHAM December 2, 2016
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Scooter spooning

When two individuals are on one electric scooter at the same time.
Look at those two guys scooter spooning. They look like Jack and Rose from the Titanic.
by Bulletbaba July 20, 2021
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Spoon Recovery

When you're sad, ill, lonely or cold getting into the spooning position with someone will solve everything & make you feel better.
Two people in bed
Person one: Corrr im cold
Person two *Spoons person one*
Person one: Thats better now we are both warm & comfortable, thanks for the Spoon Recovery.

Same applies to being sad, ill or lonely, by being spooned you feel better
by Paula Harris September 11, 2013
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SPOON SHAKER

SOMEONE WHOS ALWAYS GETTING DOWN WITH THER BAD SELF
man that guy is such a SPOON SHAKER

i know right
by youknow1998 September 6, 2011
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spoon leg

After a man pees, there is about a spoon full amount of pee that dribbles out down the leg afterwards. Often shows up as a wet spot around the pants fly.
You should have given your willy a couple more shakes, for now you have spoon leg.
by Dick McCockinhim December 16, 2019
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