Synonym for toilet brush. Toilet spoons, also known as cosmetic spoons, were used to store perfumes for makeup in ancient Egyptian society. Therefore the term toilet spoon actually precedes and is superior in all respects to the term toilet brush. The term toilet brush therefore must surely die out and be replaced by the term toilet spoon.
In Louis Shap's recent video about Willne and Pyrocynical's secret ASMR channel, there was outcry when Louis described sounds being made by a toilet spoon. 'After that he (Willne) brushes it with some kind of toilet spoon'
by Zaphod's Just This Guy August 9, 2020

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekt June 4, 2021

"Hey, I heard Rory and Kai did topside spoon last night and thought it was great fun."
OR
"You're topside spooning me right now!"
OR
"You're topside spooning me right now!"
by RHINO & CHAM December 2, 2016

by Bulletbaba July 20, 2021

When you're sad, ill, lonely or cold getting into the spooning position with someone will solve everything & make you feel better.
Two people in bed
Person one: Corrr im cold
Person two *Spoons person one*
Person one: Thats better now we are both warm & comfortable, thanks for the Spoon Recovery.
Same applies to being sad, ill or lonely, by being spooned you feel better
Person one: Corrr im cold
Person two *Spoons person one*
Person one: Thats better now we are both warm & comfortable, thanks for the Spoon Recovery.
Same applies to being sad, ill or lonely, by being spooned you feel better
by Paula Harris September 11, 2013

by youknow1998 September 6, 2011

After a man pees, there is about a spoon full amount of pee that dribbles out down the leg afterwards. Often shows up as a wet spot around the pants fly.
by Dick McCockinhim December 16, 2019
