meat spike

Another term for a mans cock

Guy 1. So did you fuck that girl last night?

Guy2. Ya man nearly stabbed her to death with my meat spike

by Tothmacher June 11, 2006

shoulder spike

When you smack a homeless mans shoulder with the end of your genitals as he sleeps on his bench, causing him to break down and have a seizure.

*whack*
*unaudible screeching*
Random man-“woah that homeless man just got shoulder spiked.”

by Pp hard June 6, 2018

Spikey

Spikey is the true name of Bowser. The REAL name for Bowser. Spikey actually has a son called Little Spikey or as he is known in the game, as Bowser Jr. Spikey is a mix between a gigantic turtle and a dragon, has a mean streak to him but is also very gentle. Spikey was born on the planet of Nachuruma, 4 centuries ago, just as the hippy regime ended and a new punk regime began. Spikey was seen as a young lad as a bit ahead of his time, for he liked to listen to heavy metal and was a full pledged Goth by the age of 7. He bought his first spiked bracelet at the age of 6, after defeating Mario in the Princess's castle. At the age of 113 he was already heading his own gang that killed on odd days and helped the poor on the rest...hence why I said he has a good and a bad side to him...........But most of all, his greatest deed was to write me a letter in one of my dreams in which he told me all of that in order to help me clear his name before Joe (the monkey tamer from aberdeen) and Pete (the squash rep). "Please", he wrote, "help me explain to them that my true name is Spikey and not Bowser.Help me explain how wrong these two guys are about me".

-Hey, who's that? Isn't that the guy from Mario? That Bowser, Bawser, Bowsar...hell, whatever his name was?
-Yeah, haven't you heard?
-What?
-His REAL name is SPIKEY!!!!

by the one who proves YOU wrong February 10, 2008

spike

The guy in Notting Hill who is superlative but is not superior at all to 4 Weddings and a Funeral

by Tom Scott March 15, 2003

spikey

affectionate nickname for a girl or young woman with short, spikey hair usually in crew-cut form.

hey spikey! just get a hair cut?

by dagger_grrl February 14, 2004

spokeshave

a short-bodied plane with two handles, used for shaving small spindles, spokes, or on curved pieces.

I shaped the cabriole legs with a spokeshave.

by Antinous September 12, 2003

spokeshroom

(n) a psilocybic mushroom that causes extreme hallucinations. the high often leaves people paranoid and schizophrenic, as if voices were talking to them.

"After listening to Shpongle for a good few hours, I started to heart strange voices. I shouldn't have taken those spokeshrooms"

by Fox In a Trance June 26, 2009