z snags

Sleep. Refers to the process of “snagging” z’s, the letter which is commonly used to express sleeping in comics and illustrations.

By 3am the party had died down and everyone was ready for some z snags.

by tgtgtg July 25, 2020

Convenient Spag Bowl

An easy, serviceable, acceptable, trouble-free example of something that should be better.

"Am I in a convenient Spag Bowl of a relationship?"

"Was that head ok or was it a bit Spag Bowl"

"Was my pasta Nona level or was a bit convenient Spag Bowl?"

by Babcia September 21, 2023

chuffing slags

To smoke or borrow a cigarette.

"can I chuff a slag man?"
"Hes always chuffing slags"

by Dar518 December 10, 2023

English spag bowl

When you use the intestines as a dildo/flashlight

"YO bro I did a crazy English spag bowl with this girl past night"

by Skibidi toilet camera man September 12, 2025

Verdun Spag & Meatballs

You need 5 guys to pull this off, every single guy takes laxatives and shit, after that they put theirs excrements in a container and freeze it for about an hour. After having successfully frozen their own crap they start forming them in a ball. Then they cover theirs own shitballs with their chef sauce (cum) and put it on a plate. They then group up together and make some kind of plate with their dick so that they can hold the meatball. they then proceed to jerk each other off in a little circle and they bust on each other and then eat the balls.

Me and the goys did a Verdun Spag & Meatballs yesterday it tasted so good!

by Ricky On January 14, 2026

Have a spag

Being very angry/upset about something and then ranting about it. In extreme form: going a bit crazy.

"If that oven doesn't get fixed soon I'm going to have a spag."
"My mum had a right spag at me the other day for coming home late."

by lozzyrose November 13, 2011

Rent-a-slags

A phrase that describes a group of girls who all share the following attributes:
- too much make-up
- badly applied fake tan
- revealing dress sense
- intelligence of a functioning retard

Man 1: I need to get my dick wet.
Man 2: You're in luck. The rent-a-slags are at the bar.

by General Cream January 11, 2012