Aussie Smooth Hound

When someone with no teeth gives you a blowjob,

Named after the Australian Gummy Shark and reading too much Hentai

"Whew!~ My partner gave me an Aussie Smooth Hound last night."

by Dr.DoubleButt October 1, 2021

slick and smooth

Terminology used to describe the ride quality of a motorized people mover. Can be a jazzi, can be a car. Ride has to be like it states, both slick, and smooth.

Nurse: “How’s that wheelchair?”
Senior: “Slick and Smooth, just like my DeVille.”

by SliccyThiccy November 20, 2017

Smooth Draft

A gentler way to say "rough draft."

"Did you write your rough draft?"
"No, but I wrote a smooth draft!"

by Pokey89 January 2, 2008

smooth hank

A hand job performed with lotion as the lubricant.

"Tony couldn't get a bj so he settled for a smooth hank."

"My skins too dry for an old fashioned, grab the lotion and give me a smooth hank."

by Trogdor312 August 23, 2016

Smooth truck

A truck that kills smoothly.

You've been struck by a SMOOTH TRUCK,it kills smoothly.

by Wolverine and cat!!!!!! REEEEE February 5, 2021

Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023

smooth pie

The offering of accepting oral pleasure from a woman who has a completely shaven vagina

As I returned from a lengthy road trip, I was welcomed home with a smooth pie.

She was mad at me, but I knew she serving the smooth pie.

by Has A Lengthy beard June 3, 2019