smashing grapes

Shiting one's self while seated

Don't mind me I'm just smashing grapes.

by The The Guy October 24, 2013

Anger smash

Breaking anything in a fury of rage.

Man tommy anger smashed his computer

Last night 'cause the thing locked up on him.

by Avp1111 September 24, 2011

Mormon Smash

To make out whilst fully clothed, sitting up, and keeping your hands above the shoulders.

Jack: Think Molly wants to bang?
Jason: The One with the "Jesus Christ" name tag? Nah man, but you could probably mormon smash. Wanna pass the blunt, friend?

by Danglin Billies June 16, 2018

tito smash

When a man has a rather large wang and brags about it

Hey Twerkies guess my girl wants the Tito smash

by ORG wheat thins December 9, 2015

Smashing Timothy

Timothy is a very bad demon of the POOPALAZOOKA religion. He smashed Liana the Queen of POOPALAZOOKA island. Which ended up him turning into a demon. His name can be used when ur really angry and wanna smash things.

AHH I HATE HYDROFLASKS I WANNA SMASH YOU JUST LIKE SMASHING TIMOTHY DID!

by The Phil cosplayer March 19, 2021

curry smash

When you are between two sweaty Indian males/females during any activity (most likely intercourse).

Man, I got curry smashed so hard last night, I smell like spicy disappointment.

by Xtack August 21, 2016

Pethel Smash

A Pethel Smash is when someone getting attacked uses a chair to defend oneself.

In most cases, thee dreaded "Pethel Smash" results in lose of teeth, severe head trauma and possible vegetable state.

I.E.

Friend 1:"Dude! Did you see Dan's face?"

Friend 2:"Yeah man, He got fucking Pethel Smashed like a mofo."

Puddi:"Poor guy."

by hipstersbeingtriangles December 8, 2010