slippery root

a perso who is lacking the abilatie to stay in one place for more than a hour

OMG that person is such a slippery root

by you dont know me November 6, 2004

slippery bubbles

Covering a sheet of plastic bubble wrap in a lubricant and then stroking the genitals until orgasm

After she gave me the slippery bubbles, I gave her the angry pirate

by pasdaddy May 7, 2009

Slippery Peaches

The feeling of a sweaty ballsack after riding in any sort of vehicle for an extended period of time.

Friend 1: Wow that was one hot car ride!

Friend 2: Yeah, I've got some serious Slippery Peaches going on right now!

by g-spothole September 12, 2009

Slipper-Diving

When your pet dog or cat jams their nose in your footwear to inhale your foot-musk.

MAN: What is the dog doing with my slipper?
WOMAN: She's rolling around in your foot stench.
MAN: Oh, she is Slipper-Diving.

by phillyofclayton April 10, 2011

Slipper Radius

The maximum amount of distance you will travel from your house while wearing slippers before deciding you need to change to shoes.

dude 1"I chased after the garbage truck for almost to blocks, but then i hit my slipper radius and i knew there was no way"

dude 2: "bummer"

by nickzilllllla May 10, 2011

slippery kitchen

A game where you drink copious amounts of whiskey and then proceed to pour olive oil all over the linoleum in your kitchen and then try to fight your friends.

Thanks to Jim Beam, we got our slippery kitchen on last night.

by banchronic February 8, 2012

Slippery Douchbag

A man where you are not quite sure if he is a douchbag or not.

He's such a slippery douchbag. He's nice, but his actions sometimes...

by Jade Wilder October 28, 2012