Slinky

A useless person that you would like to see pushed down a flight of stairs

Some people are like slinkies...
they don't really have a purpose,
but they still bring a smile to your face
when you push them down the stairs.

Erin stop being a slinky.

by Leah19 February 29, 2008

slinky

A slinky is something u call ur friend by the name of becca

Hey Slinky

by Poodle May 8, 2004

spiky porcupine

when a girl after she is done sucking your dick spits your cum back into your pubes and spikes it up making you into a spiky porcupine

damn that girl meanest spiky porcupine

by rico suave and ted calfelz November 21, 2009

slinky of death

an appropriate weapon substitute for security guards; to be used instead of police tazers.

The mall security apprehended me after he saw me push the spacially inept cellphone user on the escalator with my hot tea mittens. He took me to the dumpster behind the mall where 3 other security guards surrounded me and all began to pumel me with their slinky of deaths.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 5, 2011

slinky dinky

Adjective. An elongated limp johnson.
A penis which is no longer erect due to poor choice in arousal.

After realizing Jane was butt ass ugly, Tom was left with a slinky dinky.

by Battlecock April 21, 2017

slinky

Slinky someone who is really gay and who likes man cock

someone who likes slinkys can be a lover to man cock

by Kir May 13, 2005

the slinky

when a girls ass i so loose you can see her colon hanging down like a slinky

the was no need for a colonoscopy because the girl had a slinky

by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004