skater

a person who skateboards. usually wears baggy jeans and hoodies with makes such as vans, element, volcom, hurley four star and stuff like that. also wears skateshoes. people think skaters are like chavs but this is of course wrong, they also think that skaters hate authority, this is also wrong, we hate authority who tell us to stop skating for no apparent reason. skaters also speak a different language known as skater slang which compromises of words such as: "sick"--"gnarly"--"stoked" other stuff like that and the names of tricks, obstacles and parts of a board. and listen to bands which fit into the genre of skate-punk or post-hardcore.

skateboarding is not a crime!!!

skater 1: dude, i was trying to tre flip that 6 set but i binned myself pretty badly

skater 2: dude, that sucks, did you damage your setup much?

skater 1: yeah, the kingpin bent out of place, some of the griptape rubbed off and it took one of the layers off the nose

skater 2: at least you didnt snap your truck off, thats what happened to mine last week trying to kickflip feeble a knee high ledge.

by rodneymullenisgodendofstory May 11, 2010

skater

A person who hates it when douche bag assholes ride their bikes in a skate park. Skaters are seen as assholes when they hate it when people ride their bikes in the park, but the bikes take up too much fucking room. They hog everything in the park except the rails.

Skater: I'm going to drop in.
Skater: Oh wait, there some asshole biker in the way. FUCK!

by Fuckmtybububu June 20, 2009

SKATERED

A cross between Skate and Scatter; to leave.

"After high school we all skatered to colleges at opposite ends of the earth."

by A. Starkey September 1, 2008

shasterbated

(verb) an African tribal ritual mimicked in many welsh farmers in which the farmer gets a sheep and proceeds to insert his large spoonful of animal feed in order to keep his flock well fed and healthy

The welsh shepherd shasterbated the sheep with his gargantuan spoon full of feed

by Michaelinyjon Jones January 10, 2008

skaterchemo

A person who is a skater, chav and emo at once,

A group of people that are skater, chav or emo.

wow check out that girl, shes wearing black skinnie, a helly hansen and skateboarding, she must be a skaterchemo.

hey look at that group of kids, ones emo, ones skater and the others a chav haha, they are totally skaterchemo.

by Jess Dick'Ed May 8, 2008

Skanter

This word is used when something was of such high enjoyment and the words skit and banter are not sufficient enough in putting it into words. It should be used sparingly and only for truely deserved events. When used it should also be roared very loudly.

Jimmy - "Man that was so freaking funny"

Tom Joe - "The SKANTER was unbelievable"

Jimmy - "....... True That"

by scruffystack April 12, 2009

Skater Wood

The unfortunate state of arousal in male ice skaters/dancers from either A) vigorously fondling himself or B) grinding erotically with an ungodly flexible partner.

1) Did you see the way Brian Boitano was rubbing himself during his ice dance last night? He HAD to get skater wood.

2) Damn, if I had my hand in Tanith's crotch like that during that routine, I would definitely pop skater wood.

by Diesel Darryl March 6, 2010