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simpsons sleep

The act of intentionally falling asleep next to a laptop playing old Simpsons episodes, therefore having Simpson-fueled dreams.
Pig: "Morning Fig, time to turn off the Simpsons now ..."
Fig: "No."
Pig: "You're a tool obsessed with Simpsons sleep."
Fig: "D'oh!"
by facadie September 28, 2007
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Simpsexual

Someone who gets aroused by simping to hoes with attention or money.

A simp that would break the bro code for a

hoe's attention.

- A flying sheep
Is Duhn straight or gay?

He's just Simpsexual
by Simp-Slayer August 21, 2020
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Simposter

An individual who betrays for the sole purpose of indulging in the act of sexual intercourse.
Man that Aaron is such a simposter, he exposed my screenshots to try and get laid tonight!!
by elitisque September 28, 2020
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Homer Simpsonize

Whenever someone says "d'oh" because they answered a question wrong or made a big mistake.
After wrecking wrecking his car while texting, Ted Homer Simpsonized himself shouting "d'oh!" Loudly.
by jenjenau December 9, 2008
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Graggle Simpson

A member of the Simpson family that supposedly had existed, but was made up for a fake Mandela effect meme.
"Hey, remember Graggle Simpson?"
"No?"
"Weird, I remember them!"
"You must be tripping lol"
by Corgimations June 3, 2022
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jessica simpson

A extremely suggestive Bimbo who pretends to be a good Christian
Jessica Simpson was good enough a Christian to say so on SIN H1 and SIN TV and good enough a Christian to supporte George W Bush yet she couldnt find anything in the Bible that would convinve her to give one cent to tsunami relief
by ROB January 16, 2005
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jessica simpson

Only loved by her parents because of her looks. Her dad only cares that she has double D's! Skank and the stupidest person on the face of the earth, no lie! She mooches off everyone she can because she couldn't sell enough records. Can someone please tell me why she still gets to go to award shows?!?

Could also be used as a synonym for stupid (see example)
Your so Jessica Simpson!
by dontaskme December 8, 2007
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