simping

A derogatory used to emasculate any guy who goes out of his way to be chivalrous to a woman he really likes.

While the person using the term will claim it is equal to being a doormat for a girl who doesn't like you, the term used almost exclusively by a person who is using you, jealous of your relationship or trying to manipulate you into not persuing the female you like.

It is a common expression amongst classic incels, MGTOW members, closeted right wing circles who carry male centric agendas and openly resent females, although jealous, hating females and lonely roomstes w mo life of their own are known to use it as well.

Bro, wdym you're going out with that girl again tonight? Man quit simping on that hoe, Phuxx and dumpher, so you can PS4 w me, you're acting like you support Feminism or something

by FAAFO October 1, 2022

Samming

Getting paid to do something but never actually being present. No one knows what you do and how to reach you but you still get paid.

Dude, I've samming all month and no one noticed.

by HCNDM October 12, 2022

Swimming Pussy

"Swimming Pussy" was a crazy arc introduced by the user Gunthersito on Discord. Now this arc lasted about two to three weeks. Originally you could see in the video that there was a messy room with an individual repeatedly saying "swimming pussy" while playing with a toy. The clip was less than twenty seconds but it was very entertaining.

Swimming pussy. Swim swim

by BungaBear December 28, 2022

Swimming with the kids

When you cum in the bath you are taking.

I went swimming with the kids this morning and man was it awesome.

by Denzel Nguyen January 7, 2023

Swimming

A type of prolonged drowning.

"You can try swimming, but you don't have arms, so it's going to be difficult."

by RAdareM January 13, 2023

Samming

(v) Past tense: Sammed

To do absolutely nothing.

She hasn’t responded to your texts because she’s samming, not because she’s busy.

by Ayo?! January 17, 2023

swimming flagpole

When a ship sinks, the flagpoles become swimming flagpoles.

Look at the swimming flagpole

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023