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flinging the shrimp 

A male who sends pictures of his small penis to many men/women they have an interest in, in the hope that one responds. The term ‘shrimp’ is used because they are small.
‘Mate did you send nudes to Julia?’
‘I sent nudes to everyone on tinder last night in the hope that one would bite!’
‘Mate you need to stop flinging the shrimp across tinder! It’s not on! Keep it in the tank

South Carolina shrimp net 

The act of stretching your foreskin around other mans testical and yelling “Hey Bo!”
I was watching forest gump with billy and gave him a South Carolina shrimp net under the blanket.

Stoned as a shrimp 

Originating from the Dutch saying "Zo stoned als een garnaal", it is the expression of being extremely high from weed, or hash. It became extremely popular in the Netherlands after the hit song "Stoned als een garnaal" by comedy duo Van Kooten en De Bie.

Many foreign travelers, especialy ones staying at youth hostels copied the saying and shared it abroad, directly translated.
"So, did you use any of the weed you found?"
"Yeah man, we were stoned as a shrimp.
Stoned as a shrimp by stevegek November 8, 2022

blackened shrimp 

Added permanently to the menu of all locations in and around the Gulf of Mexico through the remainder of the decade. Maybe longer.
Waitress (motioning toward the live catch display tank): "In there? Why, that's our own blackened shrimp - caught local and delivered 'fresh for these waters' just this morning. Now, how would you like that prepared? Original UK recipe or Cajun Style?"
blackened shrimp by Voma Tyce June 19, 2010

Supa Shrimp 

A sly character with shrimpy atributes. Supa shrimpy for short. This person might .. follow you out of the class on your first day of college ever so close. He might also be caught saying things like "I sure hope that guys not going to class". He might also be a beer funnel if hes not a person, but most of all supa shrimp is NOT a shrimp.
Supa Shrimp by GERBLIN AN PIVYPA November 2, 2008

Fondue Shrimp 

A sexual act where following on from missionary positioned sex, the man ejaculates on to the female's clitoris and then licks it off. Nom!
We skipped foreplay, lets fondue shrimp.
Fondue Shrimp by Teapot 1 November 9, 2014