Shane

A shane is a majestic, oftentimes handsome creature that dwells primarily in the continental US but has been known to inhabit the middle east. However, recent research indicates that they are close to extinction overseas. They communicate using fragmented Cantonese and sarcasm and are characterized by their wisdom that reaches only just below the level of a little Asian girl.

Shanes make exceptional companions when tame. One can be caught using a simple snare and a fresh harvest of babies. These creatures are especially useful when in need of some good luvin'.

However, it should be noted that Shanes are not naturally domestic and often possess strength and brutality equating that of a polar bear. Therefore, they should only be handled by a trained professional until deemed fit to enter a family home.

syddaleigh: (to innocent bystander) "This shane outsmarted me, but only because its demeanor makes me nervous"
james_bnd: "Don't worry. I love you and I only want to test you so that you might reach your full potential."
syddaleigh: "Awe, this shane loves me. Urbandictionary was right."

by helovesmeeee July 17, 2009

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shane

a person that thinks he is so awesome, so full of him self that one day he will actually implode from all the bullshit stored inside him

you think your so great, your name must be shane

by ihateshane January 20, 2009

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Shane

Shane is a character on The L Word who 'Loves 'em and leaves 'em'.

'#1: You haven't pulled a Shane have you?
#2: Yeah.'

'#1: You better not go all Shane on me!
#2: Don't worry I won't.'

by Rebecca Manning March 30, 2008

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Shane Dawson

The king of youtube - NOT a 'cross dressing gay faggot'. A very funny guy with a big heart and a touching story of his childhood. Hes videos are hilarious!! He takes the mick out of people eg Paris Hilton and Miley Cyrus but he also takes the mick out of himself, helping people everywhere to not take themselves seriously. An idol of millions accross the globe. My hero <3

Me: OMG have you seen Shane Dawson's new video? It's sooo funny :)

Other Person: Shane Dawson? Is that the gay faggot?

*I bitchslap other person*

by LOVE_YOU_SD December 10, 2011

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Sbone

A mixture of spooning someone and boning someone. When a guy will spoon a girl and begin to try and bone her.

guy: Wanna spoon?
girl: mm, sure :)
*guy starts to sbone*
girl: what are you doing!? you said spoon!?

by _generation June 2, 2011

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Schone-ing

The act of failing miserable at a job, can also be defined as a subset of physical problem brought on by a job i.e. symptoms of a heart attack, inability to speak in full sentences, rambling for hours but not saying anything.

"How do you like your new manager?"

"Man, he's another Schoner. I give it 6 months."

"Where did our manager go?"
"He Schoned out bro."

"Wow. Sorry to hear that."

"Whats wrong with the new guy?"
"I don't know man he looks like he is Schone-ing"
"That's not good its only his first day!"

by GTFOSTFU September 4, 2012

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