Shlong

A name for a long male sexual organ

My shlong is hurting from yesterday

by Largejohnson69 December 30, 2020

shlorp

A mixture if solid foods/drinks, and liquid foods/drinks.

“I shlorped my icecream.”

by Pifferoni February 25, 2021

shlong diddly

A penis that is so long it shows out of your shorts and it is skinny

Jessica; “ Oh my god did you see Bobs shlong diddly? “
Becky : “ No what does it look like”

by M4DL4DS February 8, 2021

Shlong

Shlong: an abnormally large or long penis. Usually around the length of 100 to 300 cm

Man, I got dicked down by Dave's huge shlong the other day. I’d say it had to be at least 200 cm!

by Dog_fighting_is_fun February 11, 2021

Shlong

Big type of penis

He has a big shlong

by Factslegend March 29, 2021

shlong

haha sprim go brrrrrr scrrrrrrr.

yo you wanna see my shlong?
i bet mine is bigger.

by big man shlong April 11, 2021

shlormpl

Adjective
Means you bottom frag in 3rd/1st person shooters. You will backseat game and usually talk shit in chat. Calling someone this is an insult in Peruvian gaming culture.

You are a shlormpl

*dies from sad*

by qudoba_bread April 28, 2021