Shit was sweet

1. What you say to someone that did something wrong/stupid, maybe leaving, and then coming back acting as if nothing happened.

2. What you say to someone that tried to do something, thinking it's easy when it's really not, and then failing horribly.

Def 1:
You just gonna act like you didn't do that shit before? You really thought shit was sweet?

Def 2:
You really think you can get a 100 on an exam without studying? You thought that shit was sweet huh?

by rss_atlas May 27, 2021

Superman Shit

the act of holding a unlocked toilet door shut, whilst curling one out

"fuk me theres no lock on this door"
"mate...dunt worry jus av a superman shit!!!"

by benster12 December 8, 2009

Second Shit

The shit that comes up soon after standing and putting on pants after already relieving oneself. Can even hit the five minute mark where one decides to hit. Sort of like a second wind for your butt.

Man, I had just buckled my pants and stepped out of the bathroom when that Second Shit hit me!

Aw weak, I hate when that happens.

by chocotaco! January 13, 2010

Pseudo-shit

A pseudo shit is when a person really feels like they really need to take a dump only to sit on a bowl and read an entire edition of reader's digest. The person will then realize that it was a false call and will leave the bathroom confused. He or she will sometimes flush the toilet to avoid any questions from friends.

I woke up this morning and I thought my bowels had to be released but it was a pseudo-shit.

by hgfs563 July 4, 2010

Bulgarian Shit Twister

When a woman squats over a man's meat stick while he is laying on his back, then unleashes a slightly loose dump similar to oatmeal. The woman then proceeds to insert the man's shlong into her anus and bounce on it while performing a plethora of consecutive 180 degree spins after each bounce; using her feces as lube.

Dude. Your mom gave me the best Bulgarian Shit Twister last night after your birthday party.

by WuddupDoe January 31, 2015

Stop shit september

When you don’t shit for a month, September. To pay respect for the victims that died on September 11th and aren’t able to shit again

Omg did he really do Stop Shit September?
Yeah, he gained 17 kg

by Analtwist November 13, 2019

Too young for that shit

Once a person feels the need to avoid a certain event which contains mature content and the likes, such as pornographic and erotics, they have the option to use this excuse. But basically it can be used for anything which the person is too young for, even if they are not young in age.

Person 1: Hey man, wanna watch that erotic movie later at my house?
Person 2: Nah man, I'm too young for that shit. Sorry.

Example 2

Child: Dad, please tell me what you and mom talked about earlier!
Father: Son, I'm sorry but you're too young for that (shit).

by IkaIsTooStrong™ November 7, 2013