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Sleep-shitting

When you are so tired that when you go to shit and you fall asleep on the toilet. This usually happens while using a public restroom.
After we ordered our food at the restaurant, my friend went to take a shit and fell asleep. He is always sleep-shitting every time we come here at 2 am.
by Rbruiz June 17, 2023
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Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades
"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."
by FutureGhost November 13, 2018
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Dr. I.B. Shitting

The investor of inflammatory Bow Disease, commonly known as IBS.
Dr. I.B. Shitting was the first to move diarrhea from the bowels of the bathroom to acceptable dinner table chat with one simple acronym.
by tirtle February 9, 2019
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shifting baselines

Shifting baselines are the chronic, slow, hard-to-notice changes in things, from the disappearance of birds and frogs in the countryside to the increased drive time from New York to Philadelphia.
If your ideal weight used to be 180 pounds and now it's 195, your baseline -- as well as your waistline -- has shifted. That's an example of shifting baselines.
by GPLegend September 18, 2008
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Shirthing

My wife avoided taking crap right before labor for fear of shirthing.
by STAJ2000 February 28, 2011
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shitching

The act of eating your on feces on an ass hole that you just fucked
"This was so good that I'll shit on your ass and eat all!"
"Oh totally! shitching is the bomb"
by broshitching May 18, 2016
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Shitfingering

A method in which a person expresses themself by mindlessly typing toxic BS on the internet, in hopes that their wild

left field opinion will be taken up as fact in the hearts of their reader.
Is that an actual fact or are you just shitfingering on the internet again?
by Jaquelyn Victoria May 31, 2018
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